Understanding the meaning of "Yes and No"

She says - "If you write about me in your blog, you may not find any content to write about me in the future"

She again says - "Why dint you write about me in your blog ?"

She says - "I dont want to talk with you"

She immediately requests - "Friends?"

She says - "I am asking you too many questions"

She immediately asks - "Did you watch Lord of the Rings?"

She says - "I want to eat only one chocolate per day"

She immediately grabs the second one.

She says " You are too sensitive"

She immediately says - "I want to go home. I am missing it"

I am happy to be " I, me and You".

Uff.. I hope I am dreaming too much. Enough for the day .. Its 4.35 AM.... :((((